Every manor has a room where the wires go. This one has a tower of decks taller than a kid, a turntable mid-spin, a yellow Sports Walkman, and a booth of old phones, from a Motorola brick to the rabbit r1. Captions come only from what’s printed on the gear. Click any photo to look closer, and press Press play to spin a random song from the Tape Vault.
The Tower
Seven machines stacked on a Pioneer subwoofer, read top to bottom. A Run-D.M.C. tape sits on the summit.
Top to bottom
- PIONEER STEREO DOUBLE CASSETTE DECK CT-W701RDOLBY B·C NR · HX PRO · AUTO REVERSE
- Pioneer DVD PLAYER DV-52596kHz 24bit D/A Converter
- APEX MODEL AD-500WDVD
- Panasonic DMP-BD70VVHS · Blu-ray Disc
- PIONEER CD CDV LD PLAYER CLD-D604LaserDisc · KARAOKE
- Pioneer FILE-TYPE COMPACT DISC PLAYER PD-F908101-DISC CD FILE · 1-BIT
- Pioneer AUDIO/VIDEO MULTI-CHANNEL RECEIVER VSX-84TXSiTHX · display reads DOPLIIx MV +THX
The Listening Post
The whole rig at once: wood-grain speakers with red woofers, a Pac-Man rug, a Pepsi-Cola cooler and a clapperboard by the big screen.
see also the Pac-Man rug’s cousins in the Game Room arcade →
The Turntable & the Hidden Multimedia Closet
Vinyl, mid-play and on deck, and the Hidden Multimedia Closet, the glass-shelved cabinet where the JVC lives on the bottom shelf.
The turntable’s model number is too small to read.
Model numbers on the Pioneer changer, the Sony recorder and the Onkyo receiver couldn’t be read.
The Walkman
Before phones played music, this did.
Sony Sports Walkman
Bright yellow, with a clear window over the tape, an FM/AM radio, and yellow earbuds coiled beside it. No model number is visible, so it stays just “the Sports Walkman.”
Rumor says the tape inside is the same one it left the shop with.
The Phone Booth
Old cell phones Shaggy actually carried, ending with the newest gadget on the shelf, each lifted onto a dark backdrop. Names come from what’s printed on them; where only “MOTOROLA” shows, that’s all we call it.
Only the name is printed, so that’s all we call it.
The iPhone’s model isn’t printed anywhere we can see.
The newest gadget in the booth. Its name isn’t printed on the case.
Overheard in the Radio Room
- They say the LaserDisc player spins up on its own at midnight, just to check the discs are still there.
- Rumor has it the 101-disc changer has never once played disc 101.
- If a flip phone rings in the booth, don’t answer. Nobody has had that number in years.
- The tape on top of the tower has been on side A for as long as anyone remembers.
Pinned up by the night staff. None of it checks out, and that’s the point.
Elsewhere in the Manor
The televisions moved across the hall to their own room, and two more gadgets from this shelf live with the cameras.


