Shaw Manor · Off the Darkroom

The Camera Obscura

Cameras that once saw things, hung up on the line to dry. Mind the safelight.

Safelight on · Do not open door

Camera obscura is Latin for “dark room.” This one is lit only by the red bulb above. Every print on the line was taken of a camera, not by one, and each develops as you reach it. Labels record only what is printed on the machines themselves.

ROLL IStill Cameras

The plain old point, focus and click. One frame at a time, no peeking until the film comes back.

A silver and black Canon rangefinder camera with a Canolite D flash on top; an old Polaroid Land camera and a brown leather camera case behind it
Canon Canonet
THE LENS RING READS: CANON LENS 40mm 1:2.8
THE FLASH READS: Canon CANOLITE D

A rangefinder: you focus by lining up a ghostly double image in the little window, no mirror box involved. Lurking behind it, an old Polaroid Land camera and a leather case, waiting for their own turn on the line.

see the darkroom whispers ↓

ROLL IIInstant & Polaroid

The impatient end of photography. Press the button, and the picture comes out of the camera to develop in your hand, no darkroom required. (We keep the darkroom anyway, for atmosphere.)

A Polaroid SX-70 Land Camera Sonar OneStep, unfolded, with a gold honeycomb disc above the lens
Polaroid SX-70 Sonar OneStep
THE FRONT READS: POLAROID SX-70 LAND CAMERA · SONAR OneStep

The SX-70 folds flat when it’s done. The gold honeycomb disc is the “sonar”: it chirps to measure the distance and focuses itself. A camera that echolocates. Naturally it lives here.

A boxy black Polaroid Miniportrait camera with four lenses on its face and a Sunpak auto 431 flash mounted on top, on a tripod
Polaroid Miniportrait
THE FRONT READS: POLAROID MINIPORTRAIT
THE FLASH READS: SUNPAK auto 431

Four lenses staring back like a spider’s eyes, made for little portraits several to a sheet. Rigged up on a tripod with a Sunpak flash for company.

Boxes of Polaroid Black and White Land Film next to a cluster of film canisters, in black and white
Polaroid Black & White Land Film
THE BOX READS: PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS PACKED WITH THIS FILM.

The fine print on the box warns of a caustic jelly. Every good mystery needs a mysterious substance. Film canisters stacked alongside like evidence jars.

ROLL IIIToy & Pixel Cameras

Built for small hands and big ideas. Plastic, chunky, practically unbreakable. Its blockier, pixelated Fisher-Price cousin is filed under Moving Pictures.

A pink Fisher-Price 35mm toy camera with a chunky bumper frame and a wrist cord
Fisher-Price 35mm Camera
THE BODY READS: Fisher-Price · 35mm

A pink rubber bumper, a lens ring the size of a cookie, a cord to keep it from wandering off. Real 35mm film inside, so whatever it photographed, it photographed for real.

it’s not telling ↓

ROLL IVMoving Pictures

Cameras that refuse to sit still: one that flies, one that drives over rocks, one held steady on a gimbal, and one that once recorded pictures onto an audio cassette.

Side view of a green and black RC rock crawler marked Desert Eagle number 3, with a clear camera housing mounted on its roll cage
“Desert Eagle” RC Rock Crawler
THE BODY READS: DESERT EAGLE · WIN GF · Drift Racers · 3

A rock crawler wearing a camera on its roll cage like a periscope. Spare tire on the back, for emergencies of a rocky nature.

The same RC rock crawler seen from the front, carrying an action camera on a stabilizing gimbal
The Crawler Cam Rig
FIELD NOTE: same crawler, gimbal mounted

The crawler again, now carrying an action camera on a stabilizing gimbal: a ground-level camera dolly that goes where tripods fear to tread.

A black action camera on a handheld three-axis gimbal
4K Action Cam on a Gimbal
THE CAMERA READS: 4K video recorder · 12MEGA pixel

The motors in the gimbal fight every wobble, so the camera floats level while the hand below shakes. Very handy when being chased.

A gray Fisher-Price PXL2000 camcorder with a blue PXL 2000 stripe, lying on a striped carpet
Fisher-Price PXL2000
THE SIDE READS: PXL2000

The Pixelvision camcorder: a toy that recorded grainy black-and-white video onto ordinary audio cassettes. The blocky, ghostly look it makes is a Shaw Manor aesthetic all on its own.

ghost footage, allegedly ↓
see also more cassettes in the Tape Vault →

ROLL VOn Location

A pilgrimage. This room is named after the oldest trick in photography, so of course Shaggy went to see a real one.

A building sign reading Camera Obscura in white script, with palm trees and blue sky behind it
The Camera Obscura, Santa Monica
THE SIGN READS: Camera Obscura

The sign over the Camera Obscura in Santa Monica, California, photographed by Shaggy on his visit. Same idea as this room: a dark chamber, a lens, and the world outside painted on the wall.

ROLL VIUndeveloped

The negatives are here. The real stories are still in the canister, so the darkroom staff has been talking.

Darkroom Whispers

Manor lore · unverified
  • The Canonet shows a ghostly double image even when nobody’s focusing. The lab tech blames the safelight.
  • The Miniportrait’s four lenses never blink. Staff have politely asked it to stop.
  • Everything the PXL2000 records looks like a ghost. Some say that’s because it only records ghosts.
  • The drone has been grounded for buzzing the belfry bats. The bats started it.

None of this has been developed into fact. The prints stay on the line and the safelight stays on.