Who is this guy?
I'm on a mission to change future events and screw up the space-time continuum... I'm also an Information Security Analyst, Whitehat, Network Engineer, IT Consultant, Cancer Survivor, New Dad, Apple Fanboy, Gadget Guru, Polaroid & Lomo Photographer, Experimenter, Myth Buster, Ham Radio Operator, Music Lover, Retro Video Gamer, Bourbon Connoisseur, Foodie, Firearm Enthusiast, College Basketball Fan, Fantasy Footballer, Old House Renovator, Collector of Old Bottles & Vintage License Plates... I'm also prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse.
July 2016 · 20
Stick tests @theparispopsco @mmshaw
About to knock out this test-batch popsicle. @theparispopsco @mmshaw
Astronaut Van (at Kennedy Space Center Apollo Saturn Center)
Saturn V boosters #massive (at Kennedy Space Center Apollo Saturn Center)
Apollo-Saturn V Rocket (at Apollo-Saturn V Center)
Sweet mural in Miami (at South Beach, Miami)
Joker Atomic Rocks > Pop Rocks
Not finding many full shells here, but found a few cool rocks and pieces of coral. (at Pompano Beach, Florida)
Beach sunrise (at Pompano Beach..Beach)
Room with a view. (at Wyndham Sea Gardens)
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This iguana lives at our resort. (at Wyndham Sea Gardens)
I really wanted to this yeti mask but it wasn’t for sale. (at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park)
#Epcot (at Epcot - Walt Disney World)
High up in the sky. #AstroOrbiter #tomorrowland (at Disney’s Magic Kingdom)
Legoland is awesome! (at LEGOLAND Florida)
Here piggy piggy.. 🐖
#tankgirl #murica #fireworks
#fireworks #murica
Shoots flaming balls! #murica #fireworksJune 2016 · 6
Sell the little bastards to the circus! (at Reed Valley Orchard)
Water slide time! Banzai Falls.
True rat rod in downtown PKY tonight. (at Bourbon County Courthouse)
Tasting some Balvenie tonight. Good stuff.
Go home government. You’re drunk. #getthefuckouttahereMay 2016 · 6
I sorta did this…Best name for a beer in the history of the world…
Quick reminders about kids and sports…
St Mary’s Gala Event from the balcony (at Oasis Productions)
Cold beer and good times… (at RoosterBrew)
Nice view of the Bourbon County courthouse #parisky
View of main street from my grandfather’s apartment.April 2016 · 5
Do a little research on fluoride then give me a shout… It’s an industrial waste, been shown to cause bone canc
I had this lunch box in elementary school. I took much better care of mine. Wish I still had it… (at Half Pric
More music on Main Street in Paris, KY #parisky (at Paris, Kentucky)
Local high school band playing on the street in front of @roosterbrewparisky for the Paris Art Walk #parisky (March 2016 · 12
Stepping on this little #dinoshit with your bare feet is worse than any #LEGO!
We the people have turtle power! #cowabunga
Dropped by the Paris-Bourbon Farmer’s Market. Picked up some local goods. #shoplocal #shoplocalky (at Paris Bo
Big D from Driftwood Gypsy has soul!
Dino habitat on the table. #rawr
Bagpipes on parade
Leprechaun tears…
Never underestimate…
Checking out the art gallery and Beckett said “I like that detector one”… (at Downtown Arts Center)
Been working on this for several months with @a.wiseman.tattoos. Got some galaxies, stars and space to go… (at
Red helix (at Wildwood Flower Tattoo)
Beckett put his rock collection in my lunch box yesterday. I took some time to pause and admire them…February 2016 · 5
Look out for the shark! #LEGO #minifig #minifigure
I made the paper for winning the chili cook-off (at RoosterBrew)
It only looks like The Gastro Gnomes are in trouble with the law… (at RoosterBrew)
Mind your own business…
Take out and throw away? Why put it in the game to begin with? #wtfJanuary 2016 · 25
Happiness is in the present. #meditation
Looks like a concept car. Drift action. #snowdiggity
Breakfast of Champions #snowdiggity
Meditation coloring book FTW! #snowday
Finding tattoo ideas in our meditation coloring book.
Zoltar from the movie Big. #vegasbaby #latergram
🍫🍭🍬🎲🎰🃏💰💵 #willywonka #pureimagination #vegasbaby #latergram (at Downtown Las Vegas Fremont)
Still thinking about #vegasbaby #latergram
Maybe a robot tattoo?
My wife @mmshaw killed this pork and butternut squash Ramen. With so many ingredients it has so many different
Gotta love the Nugget. #vegasbaby (at Golden Nugget Las Vegas)
Vegas, baby. Vegas!
Pulp Fiction
Darkside + Legos. Having fun building Vader.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen barf bags on planes. I guess flights out of Vegas may have a higher probabil
For years my family ran a small town restaurant named Talk of the Town. Saw this in Vegas and had to take a sn
I finally got to try the Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. Pretty amazing beer. So rich and full of flavor. (
Neon. #vegasbaby (at The Neon Museum)
Oasis. No alarm clocks and free ear plugs. #vegasbaby
Rocked out to a hair metal band last night. Complete with spandex.
It’s game day and I’m in Vegas. Gotta lay down some bets. Let’s go UK, EKU, Bengals & Chiefs! Come on VA Tech,
Vegas martini neon
Fine pawn establishment in Las Vegas, NV.
May your new year be filled with much happiness and junk food. I’ve got part of mine covered for now… (at Ken’December 2015 · 7
Santa was good to me. #poopyhead
Some of the toys from Santa…
Feel pretty good that I’m raising a kid who will freely give away his toys to his friends.
B got a storm trooper mask from @rainofwalrus. Welcome to the darkside.
I stole this at the dirty Santa game at work today. Pretty happy with my stolen merchandise. Hope it works wel
My wife brings this bag of death home today… Knowing good and we’ll I can’t touch it. #temptation #crohnsdisea
Making lists…November 2015 · 7
Find the POOP at Target.
Thanksgiving board games. #traditions
The Thinker. #LEGO sculpture #latergram (at Union Terminal - Cincinnati)
Hey boiler… FUCK You! Why did you have to go and die on me?
My son locked me in the basement. This is my view. I wonder who caused the damage to the door jam and why?
After one night with an alarm clock B had a meltdown and doesn’t want it anymore. I guess I’ll spare the boy o
Not bad for a $12 bottom shelf #bourbon. #bargainbourbonOctober 2015 · 6
Halloween party drinks
Too good to be true.
I was working in my lab late one night…
Red Hook Out of Your Gourd Pumpkin Porter. One of the better pumpkin beers I’ve had. Solid porter.
No matter how hard you try you just can’t stop it! #saturday #latergram #nuluSeptember 2015 · 5
This means it’s an exit, right? #DerbyCon #latergram. Fitting that it has #pwnieexpress sticker on it. (at Hya
About to play with SDR @DerbyCon #DerbyCon #hackallthethings (at Louisville Marriott Downtown)
Dude in this car tried to do a dine and dash from Bour-Bon but i stopped him. Pay your bill motherf***ker!
Bout to put this baby in the ice box.
Foggy sunrise on Stoner Creek this morning #latergram (at Fryman’s Boat Dock, Bait Shop and Gallery)August 2015 · 11
For sale. #pappyvanwinkle #bourbon $1500 firm. Won’t last long. Hit me up if interested. Cash and local delive
Croquet tournament with @thegentlemandistillery #whiskey (at Ashland, The Henry Clay Estate)
Acquired some vintage BB guns. More fun than you can shake a case of empty beer cans at! #bbguns #youllshootyo
Guinness makes you strong?! (at Distilled at Gratz Park)
Cocktails at Belle’s (at Belle’s)
New Gents Original toasted oak ginger cocktail syrup. #LEXKY #kyproud #bourbon #cocktail #mixology
#scoobydoo #LEGO #minifigures #minifig
#LEGO #scoobydoo #minifig #minifigures
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo on the Mystery Cycle. #LEGO #minifig #minifigures #scoobydoo
Fred and Daphne making a getaway in the Mystery Machine! #scoobydoo #LEGO #minifigures #minifig
If you don’t know, you need to. #hardrootbeerMay 2015 · 6
Game on! #KYDerby #mintjulep #bourbon
Monkey business FTW!
Olive the snake hunter! #weeniedog #snakes
My snake hunting wiener dog got this prize. I think I got him before she killed him. He has been relocated.
I hope this Blade and Bow 22 year old is good. Thought it may have been old SW stock but doesn’t seem likely. 
#dinnerApril 2015 · 5
It’s Friday in Paris. What are you sipping on? Get down to the Art Walk and be sure to stop in and see @thegen
Here’s to Bourbon County! Bottle #1 @thegentlemandistillery (at The Gentleman Distillery)
Bottle number 1. #bourbon @thegentlemandistillery (at The Gentleman Distillery)
#Bourbon from Bourbon Co. @thegentlemandistillery (at The Gentleman Distillery)
Mayan Ruins (at Chichen Itza - Ruinas Mayas - Mexico)February 2015 · 10
Coldest temp I’ve ever seen in KY this morning! #kywx
And why would I care…? #snowmageddon2015 #snowpocalypse
#viewonduncan #snowpocalypse #snowmageddon2015 #PKY #BoCo
#noshit? #snowpocalypse #snowmageddon2015
Grow #hemp for the war. (at Hopewell Museum / Historic Paris-Bourbon County)
Cash crop #hemp (at Hopewell Museum / Historic Paris-Bourbon County)
I hope that my mustache can one day be as spectacular as the one this former Bourbon Countian sported. (at Hop
Google Glass and Oculus Rift got nothin’ on this wearable!
Game Over
Entry #5. Got 3rd out of 12.December 2014 · 10
RC car from Santa to Daddy.
Gifts for B from mommy and me.
Cask Aged Tripel from Rockmill Brewery in Lancaster, OH. Tasty with dinner.
One of the better Christmas Ales that I’ve had.
I’m still drinking pumpkin beer. Better than some of the Christmas ales..
Picked this up for pocket change. Nice addition to collection. #bourbon #bottles
#Ale8One #xmas
It’s OK Emmet. Don’t jump. Batman will be here soon.
Elf party in a New Balance box.
Intruder alert! We have Elmer surrounded. #elfNovember 2014 · 5
@thegentlemandistillery has a cure for turkey-tiredness. I’m calling it a Red Gentleman. #happythanksgiving
I still play with toys. #LEGO
Mixing it up. Puttin’ in work. #bourbon #cocktails
This is how I feel about Tennessee and their goddamn whiskey. #BBN
Taking the beard/mustache game to the next level. #movemberOctober 2014 · 4
Even rats can dine at the Shaw’s house on Halloween
Picked #6 in under 2 mins but came in 3rd at #DerbyCon contest.
Quad copter #makerfaire #DerbyCon #NuLu #Louisville
How bout a ham sandwich? Pork chopper? #NuLu #DerbyCon #makerfaire #LouisvilleSeptember 2014 · 4
#batchnumberone
It’s a pleasure to sip on the first legally produced spirits in Bourbon County KY since prohibition ended. #ba
New favorite Punkin beer!
Hall pass for life.May 2014 · 15
Shark X-ray #latergram (at Newport Aquarium)
Good beer. Nice package.
So addicted. #caffeine
I know i have a problem. #caffeine #addiction
Fun Slide at Taste of Cincinnati #latergram
Picked up one of my favorite ales at Jungle Jim’s. #fattire
Can u say beard envy? (at Jungle Jim’s)
Hot sauce aisle (at Jungle Jim’s)
Cereal Bowl Band (at Jungle Jim’s)
Campbell’s Soup man. (at Jungle Jim’s)
Robinhood (at Jungle Jim’s)
Picked up some of this Swedish caviar at Ikea for my buddy @kepers0. Anxious to try some myself.
I pity the fool…
Crack
I had this license plate on my 1989 S-10 in 1996. Now it hangs above the entrance to my basement workshop. TipJanuary 2014 · 3
My father-in-law got me some beer jelly for my beer belly!
Had to pick up a box.
It’s a new year. Time to clean the dog shit off the boots and clean up the act.December 2013 · 11
@kepers0 just sobered these champagne bottles.
Tea time.
United Underworld #batman #villains
#villains
Had to go old school #batman
Interesting ale.
Purchased a bottle. Rare amethyst bottle. The Paris Distilling Co. 7th District Bourbon Co. Paris, Kentucky. D
Swapping out yellow toner…
Thinking about doing the trifecta… @mmshaw @kepers0
Santa is an a-hole.October 2013 · 13
Classic Jack Skull.
Pumpkin carving contest!
Java is malware. First it tries to install a toolbar. Next, it reminds attackers of all the embedded systems t
Graveyard cake.
Top of the mark! #pumpkin #ale #beer
Halloween costume
Dinosaur with tail-crutch wins.
War.
The Ichabod Pumpkin Ale is great. Thicker, heavier ale with less spice and medium pumpkin flavor. #beer #pumpk
Continuing the pumpkin ale sampling. I like the Post Road even though the critics were harsh on it. #pumpkin #
A Damn good bourbon barrel ale! #beer
I see this sign after my workout.
Best #pumpkin ale I’ve had this year!September 2013 · 19
The Crystal Method dropped so much bass at the #DerbyCon party last night that pieces of the Hyatt ceiling sta
August 2013 · 2
April 2013 · 17
Reviewing for the CISA exam… Lots of noise.
Elvis decanter. The whiskey is long gone…
B handed me this and said he made a bear with toofers
The bunny whisperer
Burnt. Shit.
Doing a dozen.
Don’t buy this. #bang
Hulk face!
Sucks.
Summer Ale is back!
Watch out for those sidewalk sharks!
Scooby snacks!
Count:Grover
It’s called a spring burn-off! It smells amazing.
ninja shipped. smoothies coming soon…
Daddy’s cooking tonight. So, it’s pizza and corn. #school #lunch #cafeteria #food
Those Shockers are nasty. Will the ‘Ville get #shocked?January 2012 · 11
When will the sun explode? (Taken with instagram )
Been trying to figure that out… (Taken with instagram )
The lion has been slain. Closing down. Looks like a zombie apocalypse inside. (Taken with instagram )
Can’t live without it. Thank god it’s 53% off! (Taken with instagram )
Z-bot (Taken with instagram )
Building things with these (Taken with instagram )
Premium green and great mustaches (Taken with instagram )
Full moon in the morning. Must have brought out the lunacy… (Taken with instagram )
Killed a pig. Tasty meat. (Taken with instagram )
That’s how u haul a Harley (Taken with instagram )
My bed has been invaded. (Taken with instagram )December 2011 · 1
Bourbon barrels from the #christmas village (Taken with instagram )November 2011 · 4
Added a Jasager pineapple to the arsenal today. (Taken with instagram )
A sampling of some of the bottles that came out of the privy in my backyard. (Taken with instagram )
OMG this sh*t is CRACK!!! (Taken with instagram )
Block of the day: Quicksand (Taken with instagram )September 2011 · 6
My favorite number. #9 #magichat (Taken with instagram )
Stuck in the drearies and it sucks. (Taken with instagram )
Red Bull ripoff. Sounds like a communist killing video game. (Taken with instagram )
Wow. Tame deer in my buddy’s neighbor’s back yard. (Taken with instagram )
Killin’ the pain… #teeth (Taken with instagram )
weeble bus (Taken with instagram )August 2011 · 1
Big ass old Ford bucket truck. (Taken with instagram )July 2011 · 8
Historic preservation is… (Taken with instagram )
My 2 huge tomato plants and one tiny zucchini plant (Taken with instagram )
Serious ice cream game. Bring stamina! (Taken with instagram )
This is how we do ice cream around here. (Taken with picplz in Paris, KY .)
Fav brews (Taken with instagram )
Trying to better myself and work on my image (Taken with picplz in Paris, KY .)
Politicians and Diapers (Taken with picplz in Paris, KY .)
iPhone camera app-aholic (Taken with picplz in Frankfort, KY .)February 2011 · 9
Ikea Stonehenge « How to be a Retronaut
What Facebook would have looked like in 1976…
5MB Hard Drive - A computer from the mid-20th century would fill an entire room -a big room, at that! IBM intr
Rules of the Internet
telephoto lens for your iphone. photojojo : New in the Photojojo Shop: the iPhone Telephoto Lens ! It’s like a
How bout a ride in the Tonka Van? (Taken with picplz in Frankfort, KY .)
Did you do your household chores today? (Taken with picplz in Frankfort, KY .)
Sony’s Battleship sank. exiva : If by “Battleship” you mean “PS3 Security” Then yes, Kevin . I sank your battlJanuary 2011 · 18
The procrastination flowchart… ilovecharts : via jackandtheflubs & tellthattogod
Unplug Mubarak - via upload.wikimedia.org
Dilbert pokes fun at TSA
Spicy Asian meatball subs w/ gruyere asparagus & creamed mushrooms (Taken with picplz .)
now that’s what I call a serious toy camera collection! (Source: imsofakingwetoddit )
Because Thieves Never Carry Knives - There, I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs - More security theater…
build 5 Badass working LEGO Guns! laughingsquid : Badass LEGO Guns
Internet traffic to and from Egypt… via farm6.static.flickr.com
FBI strikes back against Anonymous laughingsquid : FBI Knocks Down 40 Doors in Probe of Pro-Wikileaks Attacker
This is what we call “security theater”
If you ever find yourself a little short on gravity… caffeinatedrabbit : Oh so thats where I can pick up more 
State of the Union… theeconomist : Tomorrow’s cover today: the union’s troubled state. A strikingly unaudaciou
PirateBox - David Darts Wiki - PirateBox is a self-contained mobile collaboration and P2P file sharing device.
Quick and easy dinner (Taken with picplz .)
My street (Taken with picplz .)December 2010 · 10
zombies are real… theinevitablezombieapocalypse : Ghosts aren’t real, but zombies are! dirtyd33ds : The best c
killer batman hoodie! iveseenthetruth : (via incredibvia le-batman ) document.getElementById('answer_form_fram
Instagram is ok, but lo-mob and hipstamatic are far superior. laughingsquid : Instagram Quickly Passes 1 Milli
don’t mind coming to work, but… thesochillnetwork : fact.
Pretty cool shirt from the John K. store…
In case of Zombies… laughingsquid : In Case of Zombies Break Glass
Zombie escape flowchart theinevitablezombieapocalypse : Flowchart: Zombies are Everywhere!