In the old carriage house out back, the walls are hung with decks, the bins are full of tiny boards, and the bell over the door rings by itself.
Look all you want. Nothing here is for sale.
AISLE 1
The Wall of Decks
Garbage Pail Kids Get A Grip decks. Some are hung, some are still sealed, none are for sale.
STOCK Nº 001Get A Grip: the full pile-upGarbage Pail Kids deck, wall to wall with gross-out kids in full color.NOT FOR SALESTOCK Nº 002Still in the plasticThree sealed GPK decks: a stack of classic sticker wrappers, Adam Bomb mid-explosion, and a character collage.SEALEDSTOCK Nº 003Deck, bag & mystery wheelsA fluoro Get A Grip deck beside its black GPK bag and a pile of Get A Grip mystery wheel packs.SEALEDSTOCK Nº 004Pink & blueA Get A Grip deck in a two-tone pink and baby-blue colorway.NOT FOR SALESTOCK Nº 005Green blank, 3/8Green-stained deck wearing a hand-numbered 3/8 sticker and a sealed trading card, laid on its GPK bag.3 OF 8
AISLE 2
Ridden & Retired
The survivors. They took the falls so we didn't have to. Okay, we fell too.
STOCK Nº 006‘JIM Extra Crunchy’My very first skateboard, custom painted with help from my high school friend JT. Green, blue and red stripes with yellow hand-lettering down the side, ridden right down to bare wood. Every scrape earned.MY FIRST BOARDSTOCK Nº 007Toy Machine ‘Hook-Ups’The nurse deck: scuffed, chipped, and still rolling on its amber wheels.RIDDEN
AISLE 3
The Fingerboard Rack
The whole skate shop, shrunk down to two fingers. A shared collection Scrappy and I built together.
STOCK Nº 008The Tech Deck rackA fold-out wall of fingerboards, a few loose boards, and a lineup of teeny shoes.TINYSTOCK Nº 009Top shelf, up closeH-Street, Santa Cruz, Girl, Element and a Samarria Brevard pro board, all racked and ready.TINYSTOCK Nº 010Hot Wheels × Tony HawkFour Tony Hawk fingerboards, one of them starring a very worried cartoon bird.TINY
AISLE 4
Oddballs & Completes
Strange shapes and boards that are all set up and ready to go.
STOCK Nº 011Alien Workshop VisitorScrappy’s board. A green complete I built for him: the big-eyed alien, black trucks, white wheels and a red flame-head sticker.COMPLETESTOCK Nº 012The SpoonerA green Spooner board striped with ocean-photo grip, sea turtles included.ODDBALL
OUT BACK
The Ride
Parked behind the shop: his fat-tire e-bike, and the club card that rides with it.
STOCK Nº 013Ariel Rider X-ClassHis blue e-bike: fat knobby tires, and a rear basket strapped down under a cargo net.NOT FOR SALEMEMBER CARDBone Club“WEAR YOUR BONES PROUD! Welcome to the club!” His membership, a hand-drawn animation on Ethereum.Art by BOHNARTMEMBER